MY FUCKING LUNGS HURT NOW.
WHOEVER YOU ARE I LOVE YOU.
(someone please help me find this persons tumblr)
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HELLO WORLD, I'M TAI.
16 / Femme / Metal Lover / South Bay, CA.
GIMP abuser ▪ lurker ▪ taken ▪ squiggler ▪ mountain crazy
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“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
year is 2392
child:
mommy i can't sleep
mother:
don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother:
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO CHANGE YER FAET
WOODJER
i really need to stop going to design class on 2 hours of sleep or else this happens
this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
can’t…stop…laughing…
You guys my dad is like
Hacking up his lungs sick
And hes been so for the past week or so
And now im starting to feel like IM getting sick
And he hasnt even been to a doctor yet
Im so angry omfg
I had really important stuff this weekend you have no idea
OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?
Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?
I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD
Accurate
Its almost June and I should have started on my renaissance dress back in february
†:
I would date you.
∆:
I would marry you.
*:
You're cute.
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You're hot
©:
I like you.
≈:
I love you.
ß:
I have a crush on you.
^:
I want to be your friend.
Ω:
I hate you.
◊:
I like your blog.
∏:
I would fuck you.